“This is the third time I am warning you to stop cheating with my wife. I have warned you before but it seems you are not keen to listen. Your days are numbered. It is just a matter of time before you come kneeling in my house saying, “Nisaidie…nisamehe tafadhali”
This is how Mark warned me three weeks ago and I never took him serious. I have been smashing his wife almost every weekend. Our love to exchange fluids has gone a notch higher. Mostly, we meet with his wife in the maize plantations behind their house, make love for 30 minutes before she rushes back to him.
We had made this a routine until the husband started to suspect our movements but he was yet to corner us. “Cha wizi ni kitamu” the wife usually tells me whenever I am in between her thighs.
I can confess that Mark married a beautiful dark woman who so many men in our village are sweating for. When she walks around, her derriere moves rhythmically making starving hyenas to salivate.
Interestingly, I just talked to her once asking to hit her punami when she answered, “Haina shida bora ukule na adabu mimi ni bibi ya mtu,(which loosely translates to, “its fine but do it with decorum since I am someone’s wife). She had accepted my application.
We then started to have sex with her. We have been doing this for so long until one day we decided to start at 3PM until 9PM when the husband had jjust left for a night shift little did we know we had been trapped.
On the fateful day, as usual, I called her in the maize plantation behind their house when she gushed there and found my cassava ready. It was stiff and begging. She touched it and shoved it inside her vuju. Guess? Kissed me wildly and said, “Nimeze yote yote leo…..fisi ameamka mbaya,” before she finished groaning in pleasure, we found ourselves stuck. We could not move an inch. I asked her to move away but she also couldn’t. We struggled for ten minutes when she finally decided to scream for help. What an embarrassment?
Crowd milled around us with some baying for our blood before police came to our rescue, picked and rushed us to the station. A medical Doctor by the name of Mugwenu came with the husband to the woman I was philandering with. I heard them discuss and then asked for sh 150,000 for them to separate us. My brother paid them before they unlocked us. It was bad!
Mugwenu uses two types of kamti, one to ‘lock’ and the other to ‘unlock’. The partner who is being cheated on pays her 48000 to make the unfaithful couple get stuck. Once stuck, it’s the cheater who pays to make Mugwenu ‘unlock’ them.
The most recent case where a cheating husband got stuck happened in Tanners Estate in Mbale.
A 56-year-old man was found stuck with his sister-in-law at a lodge. The man’s wife Margaret sought Mugwenu’s witchcraft to bust her philandering husband.
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