Premium Tears/ Heartbreak Bulletin, Second Edition: Why Campus Love, Bromances, Flings, Love Triangles and Horrific Suicides Are Getting Worse and How To Ensure Your Daughters and Sons Graduate With a First Class Untouched and Unharmed
I swear, Kenyatta University should be declared a Love Destroyer!! In this semester alone, five of my friends have sworn to become Nuns and avoid men by all means necessary. Teresia was the first. She dated some Luo guy in third year, a Chemical Engineering student with a sweet tongue. Within three months, Teresia had gone from being madly in Love to wanting to hire goons to torture and kill Omollo. She trusted him fully but now, wants nothing to do with relationships. Omollo didn’t just cheat on him but also made sure she aborted like four times in a row!!
All of Valerie, Betty, Eliza and Pamela Kimani went through an episode or two of Heartbreak season. Yes, maybe Campuses like UoN, Moi University or JKUAT have similar stories with varying degrees of horror but I think KU is the defacto Headquarters.
Just last weekend, a third-year Procurement student was found hanging from the ceiling of his hostel room, a suicide note written in poor handwriting on the small, worn-out table within. His parents couldn’t believe that Love was the reason for his untimely death. Apparently, some Kalenjin chic with dimples dumped him via WhatsApp the night before and declined to answer his 103 calls. So sad.
Premium tears have been shed so often that most of the affected cry foul or choose to postpone love until further notice. Most of the Culprits are first years, straight from high school full of excitement at tasting the poisonous waters of dating. A few become single mothers, while the hardcore ones like myself become followers of renowned traditional herbalists to prevent heartbreak and graduate without the interference of a broken heart.
Martin initially wanted to play me, fool around with me and dump me like a hot iron fork. He failed spectacularly because in early second year, I learnt of Dr. Mugwenu’s powerful Love and Binding spells. I personally visited Dr. Mugwenu in Vihiga to seek his services. Martin is as straight as an arrow now, very faithful and committed to me. Thanks to Dr. Mugwenu’s help, he doesn’t cheat. Our wedding is planned for November 22nd.
Surviving campus without pregnancy or heartbreak isn’t easy. Am sharing this with everyone out there because Dr. Mugwenu’s powerful spells helped me avoid the emotional torture, the depression and constant fear involved in Campus. Many have succumbed to the pressure, but with Dr. Mugwenu’s spells, it is very possible to retain a single stable relationship that definitely leads to marriage, focus on doing well and passing with flying colors.
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