Yesterday, I Asked My Girlfriend to Marry Me. She Declined By Saying "You Be Mumuu!! Are You High?? Me?? Marry You?? In Another Lifetime Maybe. You Must Be Joking!!" Pangani Man Painfully Narrates Heartbreaking Rejection, Says All There Is Left For Him Is Using Love Charms to Marry Someone, Anyone!!
Cyrus punched the glass table in front of him so hard that his girlfriend screamed. For the first time, his heart was broken. His arm was bleeding, but the pain in his chest somehow drowned the burning sensation on his hand. He called me moments later to inform me of how the proposal went. I supported him when he told me of his plan to settle with Lilian. I encouraged him to go for it, quit on bachelorhood and start a family.
I rushed to his place when I noticed his voice was b... Continue Reading