Some things are just hard to imagine at face. An agitated Kirinyaga woman, on Thursday Dec 26th just after the last Christmas, damaged husband’s car reducing it to just a shell after she allegedly found husband’s Mpango wa Kando on the driver’s seat.
It was reported on the Boxing Day that there was a 15 minute drama that brought activities to a sudden standstill in Kirinyaga town after a fire-breathing Kikuyu wife decided to reduce the car to a wreckage over cheating allegations.
Armed to the teeth with stones, she is said to have started crashing the car’s windscreen and removed all the lights in full glare of the surrounding public.
As she carried out all these madness in cameras, eyewitnesses revealed that she continued to lament about the man whom she married 9 years ago having neglected the family for his side dish.
“I even wanted to lock myself in the car and torch it.” The woman told some news blogs.
That her efforts to find assistance from the authorities had not succeeded.
Further, reports show that, on the day that she caused the drama, she had busted the clandestine with the car which she claimed to have contributed its purchase.
However, it was whispered to us that the Mpango wa Kando managed to escape unhurt in the middle of the altercation.
Sources recently revealed to a popular site Dundapost.co.ke that since this happened, the Mpango has been bleeding and husband to the wife never erected again until they paid for their sins.
“Huyo dem ametuambia kuwa anatoka damu kila mara akitakja kulala na mtu halafu huyo mme naye hawezi simama(She has been complaining of bleeding anytime she is having sex),” their friends disclosed.
We later learnt that the wife had used a traditional witchdoctor by the name Mugwenu to punish the two lovers who had to first pay the wife a whopping sh 400k to be healed.
“Before I give out that kamuti, the complainant must convince me that they are legally married to the cheating partner. I do not do Mpango wa Kando or boyfriend/girlfriend relationships because my kamti only works on married couples who are unfaithful, Once a complainant visits, he or she writes their full names and that of the cheating partner on a paper which is folded and placed inside the kamti. The moment I snap it shut, the hunt is on,” Mugwenu said.
My kamuti can also make a woman to start bleeding heavily when she’s about to have sex with the mpango wa Kando, while for a man, his penis will simply refuse to erect when he is with a mpango but rise to the occasion when he is with his wife,” he divulged to news blogs.
MUGWENU DOCTORS EXERCISES DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY; NEITHER PATIENT’S FILE RECORDS, IDENTITY NOR SECRETS WILL BE SHARED TO THIRD PARTY OR MADE PUBLIC UNLESS OTHERWISE PATIENT/S ON THEIR OWN VOLITON WISHES TO GIVE A TESTIMONY!!